Step into the shoes of Elton Broll, an elderly, floral shirted man living in the womanless post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe. In a stroke of bad luck, Elton is mugged, and made the enemy of the local Syndicate. Accompanied by a new friend, Berny Connorfold, Elton must elude the mutants, monsters, mercenaries, magicians, and murderers all coming after him, in a bid to return some sense of normalcy to his once otherwise boring life.