The final chapter in the Elsinore Academy Dating Sim Trilogy. Every Shakespeare character is now a dinosaur. What will the new year hold for you and the rest of the incoming freshm...
So, like, either know Shakespeare's Hamlet, or don't get laid. That's it. That's the game.
Manage a Halloween store. Don't kill your co-workers. Don't sell out to corporate. Don't lose your sanity. November is just around the corner.