Christmas, 2001. You just unwrapped a brand new Nintendo Gamecube, the latest and greatest in video game hardware. All your friends will be so jealous.
Unfortunately, your parents did their holiday shopping late and Kohl's didn't have much left in terms of software selection. So you unwrap your one and only game, Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure, and read the back cover:
It's a VIP ticket to theme park adventure!
Lights... Camera... PLAY! You've not just a visitor, you're the star in Kemco's Universal Studios Theme Park Adventure, a magical 3-D journey beyond the theme park rides and into an amazing realm of games based upon the most successful movies produced in Hollywood.
You'll love this virtual gaming lark through the world's best movie theme park!
It'll be months before your parents buy you another game.
Let's hope this one is good.