Hey lovelies, Zooka here!
Our planet is suffering right now! Our source of aura and dreams, the Waterfall of Dreams, has gone missing! How is that even possible?! To make matters worse, many who live in the wild have gone berserk! Since I am obviously a great and caring person, I shall lead investigations on this peculiar situation!
...Unfortunately, I can't do it myself. My specialty is intelligence, so I'm not fit for combat. Can't use my big brain to knock these guys out, after all. However! I can provide you a shop full of upgrades and other helpful goodies! Aren't I so great?? Now go stop these menaces to society, and I'll generously pay you!
...You do like money, don't you? I sure do, and if I were you, I would graciously accept that!